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how am i supposed to eat this pizza wiTHOUT MY DRINK?

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milkykissu:

dickmark:

thestrollingdead:

sir-ruphio-the-great:

Meanwhile, in Japan

sometimes you just got to stop questioning the japanese and accept it.

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dont exercise with the ball

be the ball

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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radioactiveredhead:

Seriously what the actual fuck was Andres grandma on

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sunny-cigarette:

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

cryigng

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digginitwithacoolshovel:

lesserjoke:

quarterclever:

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i have done the impossible

Whoa! Good find.

It still kinda works..

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dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

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